Bond. James Bond.

 

– I admire your courage, Miss… uh…?
– Trench. Sylvia Trench.
I admire your luck, Mr…?
– Bond.
James Bond.
– Mr Bond, I suppose you wouldn’t care to… um… raise the limit?
– I have no objections.
Looks like you’re out to get me.
– It’s an idea, at that.

– Too bad you have to go. Just as things were getting interesting.
– Yes.
Tell me, Miss Trench, do you play any other games? Besides “chemin de fer”?
– Hmm. Golf, amongst other things.
– Tomorrow afternoon, then.
– Tomorrow? Let me see…
– And, uh, we could have dinner afterwards, perhaps?
– Sounds tempting. May I, um,let you know in the morning?
– Splendid. My number’s on the card.

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You know why the moon’s so lonely?

tumblr_n0y6wgK3Wn1s656dzo1_500“You know why the moon’s so lonely?
She used to have a lover.
Kuekuatsheu.
They lived in the Spirit World and every night they’d wander the skies together.
But one of the other spirits was jealous.
Trickster wanted the Moon for himself.
So he told Kuekuatsheu the Moon asked for flowers.
He told him to come to our world and pick her some wild roses.
Kuekuatsheu didn’t know that once you leave the Spirit World, you can never go back.
Now he’s trapped here.
Every night the Moon searches for him and every night he sees her in the sky and howls her name… but he can never touch her again.”

“Koo-koo-choo got screwed.”
“Kuekuatsheu. The Wolverine.”

Credit: X-Men Origins: Wolverine